Sunday, April 6, 2008

Pride and Prejudice

How appalling is it not? Goodness, its a catastrophe! The English language, in all its state, being ambushed and marred by seemingly knowledgable beings...well at the very least, they are employees of the medical profession. And yet, palpation can be mistaken for palpitations. The two words carry such different meanings! Do they actually think we are capable of "having palpitations" while examining a patient? They got to be joking.
Sis and bro, you both need to watch this movie if you have not already done so. The English language is absolutely beautiful... Come, let me share a few good verses I learnt from the movie...Next time, if you want to reprimand your child, instead of the same old "Off the TV NOW and go do your homework!",we shall adapt " Stop what you are doing at once and go get yourself some useful employment"...now, does that not sound lovely?Dim right ;-)
And if a guy ever says something like, "Don't you dare break up with me, you do not know what you are missing" *Oh please*...A good comeback would be: " Do you expect me to embrace in the inferiority of your circumstances?" Ooo...that will "silence him forever"...Hahaha.. of course, if he says something rude back, I mean, if he dares to.. we can add "And those are the words of a gentleman!"...Ooo..he'll be so ashamed of himself, he'll turn away and never look back. Good eh?!
Then there is the romance...
Absolutely breathtaking...I mean...when a man looks into your eyes and say " You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, love... I love you. I never hope to be parted from you this day on." So romantic right....melting, melting...
Yet another verse, if you make a mistake and the other party is fuming mad, the English language faces the problem so ethically correct, there's just no comparison. " I shall not renew the sentiments which were so disgusting to you, but if I may, I wish to address the offences that you have laid against me. " Even the most angry person will calm down a little.

That's my "impulse of the moment" for today, and as I have to go "improve my mind by a sense of reading" as I would like to be the "young woman who has the patience to be so accomplished "... I mean not like in the movie, as its all about writing, drawing, dancing and the modern languages to "deserve the word" (accomplished), its farewell for now my dears,...and oh, I cannot wait to hear from you two, maybe a letter or two perhaps?;-)
Bro and sis.. I love you both, most ardently.

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